Top Ten Things I learned at GABF

10.     Brewer tickets are better than 

Willy Wonka's  Golden Tickets 

            They get you access to real toilets vs porta-potties

9.  Never judge a beer by it’s color

8.   1 oz samples of 3,100+ different beers  

is more than enough to find yourself 

sufficiently over the legal limit

7.     You don’t have to be a 

          ballerina,  toddler, or female 

to wear a tu-tu

              

6.  By the end of the sampling sessions

         it is like your are  walking around in a

      mine field of beer farts

5.  The only place where the men’s restroom line

is 3x longer then the women’s

4.     A cute girl or an ugly girl with great boobs

  will 9 out of 10 times 

get a pour over the restricted 1 oz. sample if a guy is serving

3.   95 % of brewers have facial hair

2.   When someone says “you have to try this”

 with no reason but a smile

      It is gonna taste  bad!!

1.     DO NOT DROP YOUR GLASS

Unless you like  thousands of people looking at you and yelling “ahhhhhhhhh”